BIG. FREAKING. SURPRISE.
So here's the deal...apparently Katy understood John's longtime reputation for sharing waaaaay too many intimate details about his sex life (remember, sexual napalm aka Jessica Simpson?) with many, many, many, countless famous females. Of course, he was going to over share again his encounters with Katy, right? Helooooooo. Y-E-S. He is a major attention whore especially when it comes to his sexual conquests. So Katy tells him in-advance that he is NOT to share any private moments to the public. And guess what? He dumps her!! Either he has a power-trip kind of issue where he can't be told what to do OR he was only dating Kitty Purry for the headlines and since he couldn't share, he got all butt hurt. Either way, he seems very douchey, doing this time and time again with famous women, but we all accept John Mayer for what he is. I hear he's a musician too, right? There are a million men in Hollywood who get just as much play from celebs, but don't go running to the papz to run down a play by play scene. Anyway, I'm sure Katy can get any man she wants, and I'm honestly not sure what she would see in John...he must be packin' if you catch my drift... or she is stuck on this Russel Brand-esque appearance of tall, long-shaggy hair kinda wierdo guy thing... hopefully it's just a phase for her. Although, if it had worked out, at least in Hollywood terms, they could have made some killer headlines together! Let's be real here. Katy was smart in the initial request to silence this well known womanizer, and by doing so, she filtered out a loser. I say, good for her! Although, I have to admit, I thought SHE would be the one to dump him, b/c she is way too beautiful for his unkept looks. John has this reputation for a reason and we all know, he will do it again. It's like he can't have any sort of relationship with a famous female and not dish on it. Maybe perezhilton.com was onto something with the rumor that John was using Katy to get close to Rihanna...hmmmm...SCANDALOUS & DELICIOUS!! More deets please!
A gentlemen should never kiss and tell. I'm quite sure he would get even MORE attention in his pants if he could keep his mouth shut long enough.
So what's next for Katy Perry's love life? Here are my thoughts...
She could go with Robert Pattinson and have little sparkling vamp-kitties.
She could go with Robert Pattinson and have little sparkling vamp-kitties.
Adrian Grenier and her would be SUPER cute with blue eye magic between them!!
If she got with Zac Efron, that would be sexy overload.
She seems to like funny guys, so Dane Cook would be a good option.
Gerard Butler and her could be fun, although he's probably pull a Mayer on her too!
Who do you think Katy Perry should date now?
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