Heidi Klum bangin' the bodyguard?

What's the deal here, really? First Heidi Klum and Seal divorce. They have beautiful children together, so obvs something must have torn them apart. Now, Seal has accused his beloved baby mama of fornicating with the help! Everyone in Hollywood has a help/nanny/assistant whatever, but to cross the line and REALLY take care of Heidi's body, that is way across the line from professional help, to professional humper. It would be tragic to hear that Heidi sacrificed her gorgeous family for some bodyguard guy who probably is just after her money/fame/lifestyle. I can only hope Seals accusations are wrong...but I have a feeling.... more dirt will come out!! Who did what to who? Are Heidi and this guy, Martin Kristen, a long-dating couple? ... So I have to ask, Seal. What's the deal?

RIP Michael Clarke Duncan

Today I awoke to the most tragic of news. One of my favorite actors, Michael Clarke Duncan has passed. I fell in love with his acting and charm in "The Green Mile" which he co-starred with Tom Hanks among others. He never fully recovered from a heart attack he suffered in July and I couldn't be more sad, there are many celebrity friends he had that are tweeting their condolences. He was also planning a wedding to "The Apprentice" bad-girl Omarosa.

We will all miss this dearly departed, very talented actor. We wish him and his family and loved ones a peaceful and quiet recovery. RIP MCD.

Pink overdosed on drugs!!...

...in 1995. Phew!! The amazing pop-punk singer/songwriter recently admitted to a close call with death.

In her own words, Pink reveals:
"I understand addiction. I was a hardcore partyer from 12 to 15… [I was] on all the club drugs… selling Ecstasy and crystal meth and Special K. I overdosed in ’95, and then I never took drugs again, ever."

I have to share my opinion on this because Hollywood is so full of drug loving, hard-partying people. This lifestyle seems to love both men and women equally, hence Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan among the recent victims. Do they choose this lifestyle? Or is it put upon them? Is it a way to self-medicate and escape the stresses and high-pressure day to day lifestyle? Maybe it's both. Maybe this is the social norm in Hollywood and in order to fit in with the in-crowd, you have to, as they say "when in Rome, do as the Romans." This is tough, and unfortunate, for many young talented industry folks fall victim to a vicious party/work life that has destroyed many people who are not strong enough to overcome such an environment. Hollywood is tough. I get that.

I for one, appreciate a pop artist, who not only sings and writes her own songs, but also sings her own songs LIVE when on camera!! Which is rare anymore, to be truthful. Many artists choose to sing their songs with a 90% pre-recorded mix and only 10% of their actual voice to be live. I have much respect for Pink, and her extreme tried and true music and talents. I am so grateful that Pink did overcome the drug stage and live to become a successful female artist, with a beautiful family. Keep setting a good example and doin your thing, Pink!

Miley is going bi!!

Everyone's favorite little trouble maker, Miley Cyrus, was just reported to have been making out with someone at The Darby in NYC that wasn't her fiancee Liam Hemsworth. Although I don't think he will mind, because it was another girl!!!

There have been a variety of reports and speculation that she is bi/gay, especially with that lezzy-licious haircut, but this is confirming that she likes the ladies. According to Perez Hilton, she was trying to get everyone's attention (desperate much, Miley?) and I suppose it worked. Wow. So just FYI, it is very common in Hollywood to swing both ways, by both guys and gals, so personally this is really not a shocker. Just another cry for attention. Congrats Miley, you made out with a girl. Can you at least release a pic of her??

Kim Kardashian can't channel REAL talent!

Did someone mistakenly tell Kim K that she has talent? I hope it wasn't her partner/lover/rapper bf Kanye West, who actually does.

Well, guess what? Kimmie decided to continue her attention whore spree in a desperate attempt to convey the true talent and energy that is Diana Ross.  Just because her hair resembles queen Diana's, does not mean she is "channeling" or even close to portraying her image and light. Sigh. Sad attempt, Kim. Try again, and I'm sure you will.

Now, there are always 2 sides to a story, I get that. Some might argue that what she does takes talent. She has been successful, it's true. But when you are raised in a family that has all the connections in the world, I highly doubt she had to "try" for exposure like the rest of us would. At this point in her career, the only reason she got famous is b/c of the infamous video she made with Ray J and her mom, Kris Jenner apparently made the deal to release to the public. Yes, no doubt, her mom is the greatest pimp of them all. Pimping ALL of her daughters to the camera and film crews that love them so dearly. Money sure does make you do crazy things, eh? Like lose all sense of self-respect and dignity as a parent.
I actually feel bad for the girls, who otherwise will never know what life is truly about. Love, hard-work, growing as a person....you know, things a human would experience.

Twilight VS. Snow White

No, not the movies. The characters. - Scratch that -The people playing the characters.
Yes, we know. Kristen Stewart, the queen of underacting, cheated on Robert Pattinson.
Yes, I feel bad for the guy.
But is the whole thing utterly built-up into an unrealistic headline grabbing emotion fest? Yes.

Twilight fans have got to get a grip on reality here. Actors are human too (mostly).

It really annoys me when a female cheats on a male, in a public setting, and SHE is blamed, SHE is attacked, SHE has no morals, SHE SHE SHE... well ya know what? Guys in Hollywood cheat on their ladies every single day and get no hassle for it, or it is blown off as "who could resist that piece of a$$?" I feel bad for Kristen, although I have done many parodies of her, even on Youtube for her acting skills, but in real life, the double-standard stuff is beyond done and soooo 1950. Yup. Move on. Girls cheat. Guys cheat. It's Holly-freaking-wood. That's the game. Get over it. She had a weak moment. It happens. She's young. I'm sure she regrets it, and after all the scrutiny she's been through, she won't event consider it again. I bet she loves Robert and would do anything to gain his forgiveness. And you know what? He seems like a genuine enough guy to forgive her and move on.

And, who knows what the MUCH older, way more experienced director guy, Rupert whatever, told her in the first place? He could have promised her the world, another role, etc. And let's not forget to mention, HE is married, she is not. He signed papers making a commitment to his wife, while Kristen and Robert are still in their youth and merely dating. Put blame where blame is due.

Life in the limelight is hard enough. Let's take it easy on the women who work so hard to make it in a man's world. Plus, I'm sure he's going to get a threesome to make up for it :P

John Mayer dumps Katy Perry!!?!

WTF is this!!?! The legendary playa-playa himself, John Mayer broke up with Ms. Pop Princess, Katy Perry after just a few months of dating.

BIG. FREAKING. SURPRISE.

So here's the deal...apparently Katy understood John's longtime reputation for sharing waaaaay too many intimate details about his sex life (remember, sexual napalm aka Jessica Simpson?) with many, many, many, countless famous females. Of course, he was going to over share again his encounters with Katy, right? Helooooooo. Y-E-S. He is a major attention whore especially when it comes to his sexual conquests. So Katy tells him in-advance that he is NOT to share any private moments to the public. And guess what? He dumps her!! Either he has a power-trip kind of issue where he can't be told what to do OR he was only dating Kitty Purry for the headlines and since he couldn't share, he got all butt hurt. Either way, he seems very douchey, doing this time and time again with famous women, but we all accept John Mayer for what he is. I hear he's a musician too, right? There are a million men in Hollywood who get just as much play from celebs, but don't go running to the papz to run down a play by play scene. Anyway, I'm sure Katy can get any man she wants, and I'm honestly not sure what she would see in John...he must be packin' if you catch my drift... or she is stuck on this Russel Brand-esque appearance of tall, long-shaggy hair kinda wierdo guy thing... hopefully it's just a phase for her. Although, if it had worked out, at least in Hollywood terms, they could have made some killer headlines together! Let's be real here. Katy was smart in the initial request to silence this well known womanizer, and by doing so, she filtered out a loser. I say, good for her! Although, I have to admit, I thought SHE would be the one to dump him, b/c she is way too beautiful for his unkept looks. John has this reputation for a reason and we all know, he will do it again. It's like he can't have any sort of relationship with a famous female and not dish on it. Maybe perezhilton.com was onto something with the rumor that John was using Katy to get close to Rihanna...hmmmm...SCANDALOUS & DELICIOUS!! More deets please!

A gentlemen should never kiss and tell. I'm quite sure he would get even MORE attention in his pants if he could keep his mouth shut long enough.

So what's next for Katy Perry's love life? Here are my thoughts...
She could go with Robert Pattinson and have little sparkling vamp-kitties.

Adrian Grenier and her would be SUPER cute with blue eye magic between them!!

If she got with Zac Efron, that would be sexy overload.

She seems to like funny guys, so Dane Cook would be a good option.

Gerard Butler and her could be fun, although he's probably pull a Mayer on her too!

Who do you think Katy Perry should date now? 

Hot lesbian action for 50 Cent

Holy sex scene!! 50 Cent just released a new music video and it is steamy, sexy and HOT HOT HOT! The song is called, very appropriately, "Be My Bitch" ft. Brevi, who I never heard of until now, but I don't think I'll forget that name now! Dayuuuuum!

This video is all about his girl having a girlfriend and the *fun* times they have together. He is def known for his hard hitting, street style and rough attitude, this song shows a softer side...well, softer till you watch it :P The song is definitely more R&B, for the lovers and the slow-jam lovers we all have deep inside. While we haven't heard from 50 in quite a while, hopefully he is on his way back to the mainstream like comeback kid.

If you are ready to be enticed, seduced and completely distracted into a complete boner-inducing erotic midnight lovemaking session.... click the link below to check it out!! Lucky guy!

WARNING: NSFW

Be My Bitch ft. Brevi

Avril's engagement

Ok, so unless you've been living under a rock or entirely too busy with your own time-restricted life, you have heard that the petite singer Avril Lavigne is engaged (again, mind you) to the lead singer of Nickelback, Chad Kroeger. I have barely heard this guy, Chad's name before, which is surprising because you would think that Avril would continue her trend of dating attention getting guys for the attention whore that she is. Her previous list of bf's include Brody Jenner (one of the Kardashian klan), Wilmer Valderrama (of That 70's Show), Brandon Davis (a rich kid-socialite), and Deryk Whibley (lead singer of Sum 41). Well, that is surprisingly common in Hollywood, to date basically everyone, ya know. That is how you network, OK, I get that. But supposedly these two met and "connected" on the basis of music/song-writing and being rich together...awww, how romantic. After dating Brody Jenner, she "quietly" dated this guy Chad for 6 months. The funny thing is, if they were not doing this for anything but sheer attention, they would have KEPT IT QUIET! and simply enjoyed being with each other. They have all the money they could possibly need together to have a wonderful life, travel, luxuries, etc. I mean, why come out as a couple now? For attention and money? DUH. But that implies that this is, again, a typical business arrangement in Hollywood. Not for the love, but for money. Now they can sell their images together and show off her 14-carat ring, that literally is as big as her head. Do we really need more images of a little, lost girl with a diamond so large that it could afford to feed millions of starving kids around the globe? Oh no, it is much better off on a has-been's ring finger for her to look at in her mansion, while she sits around and pre-plans paparazzi run in's. Wow. Self-indulgent, yes. In my opinion, a pathetic attempt to revive a long forgotten career. Do some good, Avril. Save lives, spend the money elsewhere (like charities) and really impress your fans.

PS. Thanks to perezhilton.com for the image.